Post by Rattata - 7th Jury member on Dec 2, 2011 16:47:50 GMT -8
Okay so, the story goes like this:
Koga announces that the Kabutops Tribe is to be honored the following morning at his Fuchsia City Gym. He must leave for the night to head to Jhoto to pick up Blue, but he opens the Gym for us to spend the night. Thrilled, the Kabutops Tribe is ready to party the night away. A hilarious toast is delivered by Electabuzz, and the group cheers with a round of sake bombs.
Cut to the morning, and the group slowly wakes up one-by-one, extremely hungover. The Fuchsia City Gym is a mess, and no one can remember what happened last night. Worse, the group realizes that Peras has gone missing! They look everywhere, but the little guy is nowhere to be found. Together, the team tries to retrace their steps.
A medical bracelet on Rattata’s wrist provides the first clue to the group that he was in the Poke Center last night. Nurse Joy recounts the crew stumbling in late in the night because Rattata had broken one of its teeth during a bet that it could bite through a gold bar. While she cannot confirm where the gold bar came from, she also informs the team that when they arrived last night they had just flown in from Saffron City. Stunned that Aerodactyl was FUI (Flying Under the Influence) last night, the crew heads to Saffron.
Upon arriving in Saffron, the group is immediately confronted with a crew of Team Rocket henchmen. Arcanine tries to stand up to the foes, but they are outmatched. The leader has a bag in his hand, and the pinching and scuffling noises coming from inside the sack are confirmed to belong to their teammate, Peras. Team Rocket states that, if they ever want to see their buddy alive again, they must return the gold bar they stole last night. Convinced they must have left the bar back at the Gym the night prior, the Kabutops Tribe heads back to Koga’s Gym.
The good news for the crew is that Koga and Blue still haven’t returned. The bad news is that they cannot find the gold bar anywhere. Beyond frustrated that they can’t remember anything from last night, Psyduck comes forward with a confession. In his usual perplexing manner, Psyduck explains that last night, before they started taking the sake shots, he spiked the drinks with some of Peras’ spores. He only wanted to make everyone loosen up and enjoy the night -- he typically would do 5-6 hits of spore a night -- but the spore mixed with sake heightened the effects and drugged them all too much.
Tauros and Sandshrew sat in the corner, talking about their predicament. Tauros jokes that the concoction Psyduck created worked like a roofie. Remember a joke he had heard somewhere before... but couldn’t quite place... “Why do they call them Roofies? They should call them Groundies, cuz you’re more likely to end up on the ground than the roof.” This dated joke jogs Sandshrew’s memory... the ground!!! Sandshrew must have been in charge of protecting the gold bar last night, and in typical fashion, he hid it in the first place that came to his mind, the ground. The team frantically search the gym grounds until the find a soft patch of dirt. Sandshrew unearths the gold bar and the team returns to Saffron City.
After getting back Peras, all is revealed. After partying hard all the way from Fuchsia to Saffron, the Kabutops tribe was actually getting along well with Team Rocket. All of them were doing hits of Peras together -- much to Peras’ annoyance -- when Rattata, egged on by Electabuzz, stole the gold bar. The group made a break for it, laughing all the way, but Peras was kidnapped. Unfortunately, since they had been huffing spores all night, everyone assumed they could still smell Peras which is why no one noticed that he was gone. Thankfully all is well, and Koga and Blue are none the wiser... that is... until they open the doors to the Gym.
Hilarious photography out takes of our crazy night provided by Pokemon Snap
Ohgod that was a mouthful*pant pant*